Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on April 25, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Jordan Poyer! From a seventh-round pick by the Eagles in 2013 to becoming one of the NFL's standout defensive stars, you've certainly come a long way. Who knew that trading green feathers for Cleveland orange would be just another step toward greatness? Your journey from Consensus All-American at Oregon State to making big plays on Sundays proves that draft rounds are just numbers—though we bet you still remember every name called before yours!

Here's wishing you another year filled with interceptions, tackles—and maybe fewer cold winters than your rookie season in Cleveland. Keep proving everyone wrong and keep smiling; after all, you're living proof that late-round picks can become first-rate legends!