35 years old (Born on February 05, 1990)
Happy Birthday, Jordan Rhodes! You're the striker who made scoring goals look easier than tying shoelaces. Ever since your Huddersfield days and that memorable move to Blackburn Rovers in 2012, you've been netting them faster than fans can chant "Rhodesy!" Scotland's national team knew talent when they saw it—though rumor has it goalkeepers still have nightmares about you.Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy as all those unforgettable hat-tricks did for us supporters. May your celebrations be timelessly epic—and may defenders everywhere continue trembling at just hearing your name whispered on matchday mornings. Cheers, legend!