Let's make this birthday one to remember.

66 years old (Born on December 21, 1958)

Happy Birthday, Jordan Rosenberg! May your day be filled with more twists and turns than an episode of "Lost," but hopefully fewer smoke monsters. Your knack for crafting suspenseful storylines has kept us glued to our screens—though we're still trying to figure out exactly what happened on that island!

From the scandalous secrets of Wisteria Lane in "Desperate Housewives" to the mind-bending mysteries you've penned, your storytelling brilliance continues to captivate audiences everywhere. Here's hoping this year brings you even greater success—and perhaps finally reveals some answers we've been waiting years for! Cheers, Jordan; keep writing those cliffhangers we love (and occasionally curse)!