Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on September 04, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Jordan Schafer! From your electrifying MLB debut with the Atlanta Braves in 2009—where you homered on Opening Day—to stealing bases faster than we can steal birthday cake slices, you've always kept us entertained. Your speed and agility made every game exciting; even opposing pitchers secretly admired how effortlessly you'd glide around those bases.

As another year rounds third base toward home plate, here's hoping your celebrations are as memorable as that first big-league homer. May this next chapter bring more success, laughter, and fewer curveballs (unless you're hitting them out of the park). Cheers to many more innings ahead!