Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on December 23, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Jordan Shipley! May your celebrations be as legendary as that unforgettable 2009 season when you dazzled us all with spectacular catches and lightning-fast touchdowns. Just like your epic punt return against Oklahoma, may this birthday bring excitement, cheers, and plenty of reasons to dance in the end zone.

Here's hoping your special day is filled with more highlights than a Longhorns highlight reel—complete with cake sweeter than beating Texas A&M. Keep catching life's best moments just like you snagged passes on Saturdays; after all these years, you're still our favorite receiver who never drops the ball!