Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on September 10, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Jordan Staal! Watching you dominate the ice from your breakout season as Pittsburgh Penguins' incredible center to hoisting Lord Stanley’s trophy has always left us in awe. Your strength, brilliant penalty kills, and powerful skating continue to dazzle fans across Canada—you're truly hockey royalty wearing skates.

We hope this year brings countless hilarious locker-room pranks and unforgettable game moments worthy of viral highlight reels. May your slapshots remain mighty, your beard epic—and if someone gets in your crease today, celebrate by gently (but firmly!) reminding them whose birthday it is. Keep smiling and scoring; you're timelessly awesome!