Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on October 04, 1955)

Happy birthday, Jorge Valdano! A true legend, whose talent in front of goal for Real Zaragoza and Argentina will forever outshine even the most majestic hairstyles of the 1980s. Your remarkable strikes and memorable goals during your sparkling run from '79 to '84 with Zaragoza proved that defenders were merely spectators in your own personal highlight reel.

As a manager, you skillfully stepped off the pitch onto sidelines with Madrid and Valencia—proving once again that tactical wisdom ages as gracefully as Argentine wine. You've mastered seamlessly transitioning between player genius and managerial maestro; surely another year is just another brilliant chapter awaiting kickoff!