Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on August 24, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Jose Bosingwa! You're like a fine Portuguese wine—only getting better and smoother down that right flank. From chasing wingers at lightning speeds to your unforgettable moments with Chelsea and FC Porto, you've aged gracefully without losing any of the pace (and very little hair!).

At Trabzonspor, you've shown everyone that class never expires—even defenders have their secret superpowers! May you celebrate today by defending cake slices from sneaky teammates as expertly as you defend against strikers. Keep tackling birthdays just like opponents—with confidence, determination and endless style. Cheers to more spectacular tackles—and fewer yellow cards ahead!