Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on January 26, 1981)

Happy Birthday, José de Jesús Corona! You're the only goalkeeper who can block shots faster than we can pronounce your full name. From your heroic saves with Cruz Azul since 2009 to that unforgettable Olympic gold medal in London 2012, you've proven age is just a number—just like the countless strikers you've frustrated over the years.

Here's wishing you another year of spectacular dives, gravity-defying leaps, and gloves stickier than grandma's secret recipe. May your reflexes stay sharp and your celebrations legendary. Keep making Mexico proud—and remember: goalkeepers don't get older; they just become more legendary!