Let's make this birthday one to remember.

48 years old (Born on May 17, 1976)

Happy Birthday, Jose Guillen! With 214 home runs and a suitcase always packed, you truly mastered the art of hitting dingers and collecting frequent flyer miles. Your career was like a baseball tour—10 teams in 14 years—proving that everyone wanted your bat, even if they couldn't keep up with your moving truck.

From Pittsburgh to Kansas City, you left memorable moments everywhere you went. Whether it was launching moonshots or showcasing that cannon arm from right field, fans knew excitement followed wherever Jose landed. Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as your MLB journey—just maybe without all the packing boxes this time!