Let's make this birthday one to remember.

30 years old (Born on January 20, 1995)

Happy Birthday, Jose Maria Gimenez! The fearless guardian of Atlético Madrid's fortress since 2013 and Uruguay’s defensive rock—your tackles are tougher than Monday mornings, and your headers more precise than my grandma's knitting. Watching you shut down strikers is like seeing someone expertly dodge awkward family dinners: impressive every single time.

From lifting La Liga trophies to anchoring Uruguay in World Cups, you've given fans countless reasons to cheer (and opponents plenty of headaches). May this birthday bring as much joy as that unforgettable goal against Egypt in the 2018 World Cup—and fewer yellow cards! Keep defending brilliantly; age can't catch what it can't get past.