Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on June 16, 1975)

Happy Birthday, Jose Nieves! From your dazzling MLB debut with the Chicago Cubs in 1998 to your versatile moves as a utility infielder, you've always known how to keep fans on their toes. Whether turning double plays or flashing leather at shortstop, you made baseball look easy—well, easier than pronouncing "Wrigley Field" after too many hot dogs.

And let's not forget when you joined the Anaheim Angels in 2001; California sunshine never looked better on anyone else. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer curveballs and more home-run celebrations—because legends like you deserve nothing less than an all-star day!