Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on January 21, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Jose Ramirez! You're still throwing heat faster than candles melt on your birthday cake. Ever since you stepped onto the mound in 2008 with the Yankees' minor league system, batters have been swinging at air and wondering if your mid-90s fastball came with a warning label.

Your change-up is so impressive it should come with its own magic show—now you see it, now you're out! Here's to another year of baffling hitters and making radar guns sweat. May your pitches stay sharp, your arm stay strong, and may opposing batters continue their futile quest for contact.