Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on May 13, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Jose Rijo! May your day be as legendary as your fastball and twice as smooth. We still remember how you dazzled us all in the 1990 World Series—winning two games, earning MVP honors, and leading the Cincinnati Reds to a stunning sweep over Oakland. Rumor has it that even today, Athletics fans wake up sweating from nightmares of facing your slider.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you more joy than striking out batters ever did (though we know that's tough). Keep celebrating like it's Game Four all over again—because legends never age; they just throw better parties!