48 years old (Born on September 13, 1976)
Happy Birthday, Jose Theodore! You're still the MVP of birthdays—just like you were back in 2002 when you dazzled us all by snagging both the Hart and Vezina trophies. Clearly, your glove hand was as quick as your wit; rumor has it goal scorers are still having nightmares about facing you!Even though you've hung up those skates, we know you're probably stopping birthday candles from scoring goals on cakes these days. May this year bring more laughs than penalty minutes and fewer gray hairs than playoff overtime games. Keep being legendary—and remember: age is just another stat to dominate!