Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on August 28, 1942)

Happy Birthday, José dos Santos! You've certainly had quite the journey—from taking office in 1979 as Angola's second president and commander-in-chief, to navigating decades of political intrigue. Your longevity alone deserves applause; after all, not everyone can claim they've been around long enough to see disco go out of style and come back again!

Despite controversies surrounding your tenure, no one can deny you've mastered the art of resilience. Whether it's steering through turbulent times or skillfully dodging accusations with a smile, your staying power is legendary. Here's wishing you a birthday filled with laughter—because humor never goes out of fashion!