Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on March 23, 1950)

Happy Birthday, Joseph Chinotimba! The man whose beard is as legendary as his speeches and whose charisma could charm even the toughest negotiators. Your tireless energy in advocating for workers' rights has certainly made headlines—sometimes controversial, always unforgettable.

From your spirited debates to your unique fashion sense that keeps Zimbabwe talking, you've truly mastered the art of staying relevant. Whether people agree or disagree with you, one thing's certain: you're never boring!

Here's wishing you a birthday filled with laughter and joy—and perhaps fewer farm visits this year! May your day be peaceful (for once) and memorable forever.