Let's make this birthday one to remember.

85 years old (Born on September 17, 1939)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Joseph D. Pistone! You've spent nearly three decades undercover, infiltrating not just one but two Mafia families—talk about dedication! Most people struggle keeping their cover at surprise parties; you managed it for years among mobsters without breaking a sweat.

Your incredible career inspired books and movies, proving you're officially cooler than any fictional spy out there. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer wiretaps and more cake slices this year. Cheers to another successful trip around the sun—and remember: today it's okay if everyone knows who you really are!