Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on January 09, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Joseph Parker! From your explosive debut on July 5, 2012—where poor Dean Garmonsway learned firsthand what a TKO feels like—to becoming one of heavyweight boxing's most exciting fighters, you've certainly packed a punch (literally!). Your fists have delivered more knockouts than a sleepy audience at an insurance seminar.

Here's to another year of bobbing, weaving, and leaving opponents wondering what hit them. May your birthday cake be as sweet as victory and easier to handle than your right hook. Keep swinging for the fences—just remember not to blow out the candles with an uppercut!