Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on March 16, 1949)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Joseph Pilato! Whether you're commanding zombies or delivering iconic lines, your unforgettable portrayal of Captain Rhodes in "Day of the Dead" still has fans quoting you decades later. Your intense charisma and sharp wit made every scene memorable—especially when dealing with unruly undead colleagues.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer zombies and more cake than Captain Rhodes ever got to enjoy. May your day be as epic as your cinematic legacy, reminding us all that no one commands a room—or a bunker full of zombies—quite like you do. Cheers!