Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on December 29, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Joseph Randle! From fifth-round pick to touchdown-scoring rookie sensation—your knack for finding the end zone even from a third-string role made Cowboys fans cheer louder than Jerry Jones at draft day. Who knew that limited carries could still lead to unlimited smiles?

Here's hoping your birthday is as memorable and exciting as those two touchdowns you punched in during your debut season. May this year bring more success, fewer tackles, and plenty of cake-filled celebrations worthy of an NFL highlight reel. Keep running strong—and remember: age is just another defender you'll easily dodge today!