Let's make this birthday one to remember.

86 years old (Born on March 21, 1939)

Happy birthday to Joseph Raz, the master philosopher who makes legal positivism look cooler than a leather jacket at a rock concert! Your razor-sharp intellect has been busy keeping students and scholars alike on their toes, elegantly taking apart theories faster than we can assemble IKEA furniture.

This year we're celebrating not just another trip around the sun but your timeless contribution to philosophy—advancing arguments so convincing even dissenters had reconsidered pondering existential career changes! Keep inspiring us with every thought-provoking insight and humorous critique; clearly, legality never looked this legitimately good.

Cheers to more lively debates—and fewer headaches interpreting law journals. Happy Birthday Joseph!