Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on August 16, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Joshua Bolten! From managing the Oval Office chaos to gracefully navigating Capitol Hill's twists and turns, your tenure as White House Chief of Staff was nothing short of legendary. Who else could juggle presidential schedules while keeping their sense of humor intact? Clearly, you mastered the art—proving that even in politics, miracles can happen!

As only the second Jewish person appointed to this prestigious role—and surviving three years at President Bush’s side—you've earned a permanent spot on Washington's "Most Patient People" list. May your birthday be filled with fewer memos and more cake slices!