Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on May 15, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Joshua Johnson! You're the ultimate quarterback journeyman—so versatile you've worn more jerseys than most fans own. From your early days with the Buccaneers to your adventures with multiple teams before landing again in Cincinnati in 2013, you've proven that backup quarterbacks are football's unsung heroes.

Sure, you might not have a Super Bowl ring yet—but who needs jewelry when you're busy mastering playbooks from coast to coast? Here's hoping this year brings fewer clipboard duties and more touchdown dances. Keep throwing spirals and collecting frequent flyer miles; after all, legends aren't always starters—they're just unforgettable backups like you!