Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on January 03, 1989)

Happy birthday, Josue Soto! You're another year older—but hey, defenders age like fine wine—stronger tackles and smarter plays with every passing season. Remember your debut days in Houston Dynamo back in 2011? Fans still remember those epic moments when you cleared threats faster than a teen clears browser history!

Then came Chivas USA and San Antonio Scorpions—the journey just kept getting better. After all that zigzagging across MLS to NASL teams quicker than opponents navigating around your defensive wall, you're probably ready for some cake that's easier to tackle.

Keep shining bright on the pitch; here's counting goals against birthdays conceded!