Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on May 17, 1980)

Happy birthday, Juan Arango! You're the only midfielder whose left foot should be insured as a national treasure. From your dazzling free kicks at Borussia M'gladbach to lighting up Tijuana's pitch since 2014, you've proven age is just a number—though defenders might disagree.

Since debuting for Venezuela in 1999, you've given fans countless reasons to cheer and goalkeepers endless nightmares. May your celebrations today be as legendary as your long-range screamers—and may you continue bending it like Arango for years to come. Here's hoping this year brings more goals, fewer yellow cards, and plenty of cake!