Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on July 14, 1944)

Happy Birthday, Juan Carlos Touriño! Celebrating the legendary defender whose tackles were tougher than Madrid traffic and whose style was smoother than a Santiago Bernabéu pitch. Your defensive prowess helped Real Madrid clinch La Liga titles in 1971-72, 1973-74, and again in 1974-75—proving that good things really do come in threes!

Even though it's been decades since you last wore the iconic white jersey (and opponents breathed easier), your legacy remains timeless. May your birthday be filled with laughter as memorable as those championship celebrations—and may no one dare challenge you to a friendly match today! Cheers to many more victories ahead!