Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on June 10, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Juan Jesus! The defender so good they named him twice—Juan and Jesus. You've tackled opponents with divine intervention since joining Milan in 2012, making strikers pray for mercy whenever you're near.

From your rock-solid performances at the heart of defense to proudly representing Brazil on football's biggest stages—you've truly turned defending into an art form (and occasionally comedy). Your tackles are legendary; forwards still wake up sweating from nightmares about facing you!

Here's wishing our favorite Brazilian wall another year filled with clean sheets, epic clearances—and maybe even a goal or two? Feliz aniversário, legend!