Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on March 22, 1979)

Happy Birthday, Juan Uribe! You truly mastered the art of clutch hitting and epic celebrations on baseball's big stage. Who could forget your heroic moments delivering those crucial hits for both the Chicago White Sox in 2005 and San Francisco Giants in 2010? Fans are still replaying your defensive brilliance that sealed championships and won hearts alike.

You're definitely MLB's ultimate good-luck charm — winning two World Series trophies with different teams is no small feat! On this special day, here's hoping you celebrate as joyously as you did after each monumental win... just don't sprain anything during cake slicing duties!