Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on October 21, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Judge Judy Sheindlin! You've spent decades delivering justice with razor-sharp wit and a no-nonsense stare that could silence even the boldest courtroom troublemaker. Your iconic catchphrases—like "Beauty fades, dumb is forever"—have become timeless gems of wisdom we never knew we needed.

From your days presiding over New York's toughest family courtrooms to becoming daytime TV royalty (earning an impressive $47 million in 2013 alone!), you've shown us all how to balance toughness with fairness—and humor. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and absolutely zero objections from anyone brave enough to cross you today!