Let's make this birthday one to remember.

86 years old (Born on September 13, 1938)

Happy Birthday to the ever-gracious Judith Martin, our beloved Miss Manners! Since 1978, you've guided us through life's awkward moments with wit and wisdom, teaching generations how to navigate tricky social waters without spilling tea—or worse, etiquette faux pas. Your timeless advice has saved countless dinner parties from disaster and rescued many friendships from the brink of texting catastrophes.

Your recent columns continue to charm readers worldwide, proving that good manners never go out of style. Today we raise our pinkies high in your honor—politely, of course—and wish you a birthday filled with laughter and impeccable table settings!