Let's make this birthday one to remember.

90 years old (Born on March 31, 1935)

Happy Birthday, Judith Rossner! May your celebration be filled with laughter and fewer awkward encounters than poor Theresa Dunn had in "Looking for Mr. Goodbar." Your fearless storytelling has captivated readers, reminding us all to choose our company more wisely—lesson indeed hilariously timeless!

Here's to you continuing to delve into complex minds and intriguing relationships like those revealed brilliantly in "August." You've shown us humor even when navigating psychological dramas; may your birthday bring as many satisfying revelations as a breakthrough therapy session—with none of the uncomfortable couch-side confessionals (unless there's cake afterward). Here's celebrating an author profoundly humane—and delightfully unpredictable!