Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on July 28, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Julian Peterson! You tackled birthdays just like you tackled quarterbacks—relentlessly and with style. Five Pro Bowls? Clearly, aging gracefully is your specialty. We still remember those epic days when you dominated the field for the 49ers; offenses trembled at your name.

Even though you've hung up your cleats, we bet you're still blitzing through life's milestones effortlessly. May this birthday be filled with laughter louder than a packed stadium cheering after one of your legendary sacks—and cake sweeter than victory over a division rival! Keep celebrating life as fiercely as you played football—you're forever an MVP in our hearts!