Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on August 23, 1958)

Happy Birthday, Julio Franco! You're baseball's ageless wonder—rumor has it you taught Father Time how to swing a bat. From your three All-Star appearances and batting title in '91, to defying logic by hitting home runs at age 48, you've proven that birthdays are just numbers (and yours might be stuck on repeat).

Your legendary longevity inspired generations of fans who watched amazed as younger players retired while you kept swinging strong into your late forties. May this birthday bring laughter, joy—and perhaps another comeback? After all, the majors haven't been quite the same without their favorite timeless slugger!