Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on March 31, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Justin Braun! From your early days dazzling fans at Chivas USA to becoming Sacramento Republic FC's reliable forward, you've always known how to score goals—and laughs. Your moves on the pitch are smoother than birthday cake frosting and sweeter than victory celebrations.

Here's hoping this year brings you as many memorable moments as that epic 2014 USL Championship run with Sacramento Republic FC—because let's face it, watching defenders chase after you never gets old. Keep kicking strong and aging gracefully; just remember: you're not getting older—you're leveling up!

Cheers to another fantastic season ahead!