Let's make this birthday one to remember.

48 years old (Born on January 31, 1977)

Happy Birthday, Justin Evans! From dominating midfield battles with the Pittsburgh Riverhounds to lighting up fields for Chicago Fire and Cleveland Force, you've always tackled life head-on—literally. Your career was filled with more impressive moves than a dance-off at halftime!

Though your professional playing days wrapped in 2009, legends like you never retire—they just become timeless classics. May this birthday bring as much joy as scoring that unforgettable goal or making opponents wonder if you'd secretly cloned yourself on defense.

Here's wishing you another year of success off-field that's even sweeter than those epic victories on it!