36 years old (Born on January 21, 1989)
Happy Birthday to the unstoppable Justin Houston! Ever since your NFL debut with the Kansas City Chiefs back in 2011, you've been terrorizing quarterbacks like it's your job—wait a minute, it actually IS your job. Making the Pro Bowl in just your second season? Okay Justin, we see you; that's as impressive and bold as skipping warm-ups because you're busy perfecting touchdown dances.Through sacks and tackles (and scaring offensive linemen everywhere), you've given us countless memorable moments on defense. Thanks for making Sundays thrilling—and opposing QBs nervous—for over a decade now. Here's another year of dominating offenses while aging gracefully…well sort of gracefully anyway!