43 years old (Born on May 15, 1981)
Happy Birthday, Justin Morneau! You're still knocking it out of the park—even if nowadays it's mostly at charity softball games. From your MVP-winning season in 2006 to those four All-Star appearances with the Twins, you've always been a heavy hitter who made pitchers reconsider their career choices.Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as that sweet swing and powerful bat you showcased throughout Minnesota. May this year bring you more home runs off life's curveballs—and fewer strikeouts when blowing out all those candles! Keep swinging for the fences; you're forever our favorite Canadian slugger.