Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on March 29, 1983)

Happy Birthday, Justin Tuck! You're the only guy who could sack Tom Brady twice in Super Bowls XLII and XLVI—and still look humble doing it. With 12 sacks in 2008 and another impressive 11.5 sacks in 2010, quarterbacks everywhere probably still have nightmares about you.

Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as those championship wins with the Giants—filled with fewer tackles but just as much celebration. May your cake be sweeter than a fourth-quarter comeback, and may no one dare to intercept that last slice from you today!

Enjoy your day—you've certainly earned it!