Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on July 31, 1970)

Happy Birthday, Kabwe Kasongo! The man whose left foot is so legendary, opponents still check under their beds at night. Your defensive skills at G.D. Chaves have become the stuff of Congolese folklore—rumor has it attackers now carry maps just to find a way past you!

From your epic tackles to those lightning-fast overlaps down the flank, you've given fans countless reasons to cheer and rivals plenty of headaches. May your birthday be as memorable as that match-winning clearance or that perfectly timed slide tackle.

Here's wishing you another year filled with success, laughter, and fewer yellow cards!