Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on July 13, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Kakhi Kakhiashvili! You're the only person we know who can lift three Olympic gold medals without breaking a sweat—Barcelona '92, Atlanta '96, and Sydney 2000. Clearly, gravity decided long ago it couldn't compete with you.

Your legendary strength has inspired generations of weightlifters and fans alike. While most people struggle lifting groceries from their car to the kitchen, you've effortlessly hoisted history itself. May your birthday cake be as impressive as your Olympic lifts—but please remember: candles are for blowing out gently, not snatching overhead!

Wishing you another year filled with laughter and heavy achievements!