Let's make this birthday one to remember.

31 years old (Born on March 04, 1994)

Happy Birthday, Kamdyn McIntosh! You're the only bloke we know who can sprint down half-back like he's chasing a runaway meat pie. Ever since Richmond drafted you back in 2012, you've been giving opponents headaches and fans plenty of laughs—mostly because your tackles hit harder than Monday mornings.

From premiership glory to those relentless midfield battles, you've shown us all how it's done with grit and style. Here's hoping this year brings even more epic intercepts, lightning-fast runs off half-back—and maybe fewer fines from the AFL tribunal!

Cheers to another season of greatness (and hilarious locker-room banter), mate!