Let's make this birthday one to remember.

90 years old (Born on April 11, 1935)

Happy birthday to the brilliant Kazys Almenas! Whether unraveling mysteries of physics or crafting essays that make Lithuania chuckle and ponder, your talents defy gravity—literally. Your lectures at the University of Maryland have inspired countless students, proving once again that physicists can indeed be funny (and even understandable!).

Here's wishing you another year filled with groundbreaking discoveries, witty essays, and perhaps fewer equations scribbled on napkins during dinner parties. May your humor remain timelessly sharp and your insights forever illuminating. Cheers to a man whose brilliance shines brighter than any particle accelerator—and whose jokes age better than fine Lithuanian wine!