Let's make this birthday one to remember.

62 years old (Born on September 02, 1962)

Happy Birthday, Keir Starmer! From your days as Britain's steadfast Director of Public Prosecutions—where you fearlessly tackled tough cases and championed justice—to leading the Crown Prosecution Service with unwavering integrity, you've always been a legal superhero. Who else could juggle human rights advocacy in Northern Ireland and Caribbean reform without losing their wig?

Now you're navigating political waters just as skillfully (and perhaps even more gracefully). Whether it's standing firm on principles or calmly steering through parliamentary storms, we admire how effortlessly you balance seriousness with style. Here's to another year filled with victories—and maybe fewer courtroom wigs!