Let's make this birthday one to remember.

73 years old (Born on December 02, 1951)

Happy Birthday, General Keith B. Alexander! You've commanded armies, navigated cyber battlefields, and led the NSA—yet somehow you still can't decrypt the secret to aging backwards. Your legendary leadership during the Persian Gulf War and your groundbreaking tenure at Cyber Command proved you're a master strategist both on land and online.

From securing national secrets to pioneering cybersecurity initiatives that made hackers reconsider their career choices—you've done it all with style (and probably some classified humor). Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer briefings and more cake!

Cheers to another year of keeping us safe—and laughing along the way!