Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on October 20, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Keith Hernandez! May your day be filled with more joy than the '86 Mets clubhouse after Game 7. Your legendary glove at first base and clutch hitting made you a New York icon—though your mustache alone deserves its own Hall of Fame plaque.

From winning batting titles to earning MVP honors, you've always been a champion on and off the field. Now as an announcer, your witty commentary keeps us laughing even during tough innings. Here's hoping this birthday is smoother than one of your classic double plays—and that cake crumbs steer clear of that famous mustache!