Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on July 12, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Kellen Moore! The legendary Boise State quarterback who casually racked up 50 wins and made victory look as routine as brushing his teeth. Who could forget those iconic blue-field moments when defenses chased you like angry bees? Your passes were so accurate; rumor has it the ball just followed your commands out of pure respect.

Sure, NFL stardom wasn't quite as victorious—but hey, being a backup quarterback for the Detroit Lions surely kept benches nice and warm. Wishing you another year filled with success… or at least plenty of cleverly crafted playbook doodles on enduring clipboard sideline artistry!