Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on December 30, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Kelli Maroney! From battling zombies in "Night of the Comet" to surviving killer robots in "Chopping Mall," you've shown us all how to handle an apocalypse with style and sass. Your iconic roles have made you a beloved queen of cult cinema—proving that no comet or mall security bot can dim your star power.

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, adventure, and fewer run-ins with undead shoppers. May your birthday be as timelessly entertaining as your unforgettable performances—and remember: if anyone offers you a free shopping spree at midnight... maybe skip it this time!