Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on October 29, 1978)

Happy birthday, Kelly Smith! With more than 100 international caps and countless goals for England, you've inspired a generation of players—though let's face it, your opponents probably weren't as thrilled about your scoring prowess. Who needs cake when you keep dishing out goals sweeter than chocolate icing?

From legendary World Cup performances to inspiring Arsenal victories, you've consistently dazzled us all. You've kicked balls into nets more often than we've eaten birthday cupcakes—and trust us, that's a high bar!

Here's wishing you continued happiness and laughter: may your legend remain timeless—and unlike referees' calls—always undisputed. Have an amazing day!