Let's make this birthday one to remember.

29 years old (Born on July 24, 1995)

Happy Birthday, Kellyn Acosta! You've been mastering midfield magic since kicking off your MLS journey with FC Dallas back in 2013. Watching you dominate the pitch—scoring stunning goals and assisting teammates like a soccer superhero—is almost as entertaining as seeing opponents wonder how they got outsmarted...again.

Here's hoping your special day is filled with laughter and relaxation—but go easy on any celebratory slide tackles into cake slices; moderation is key! Keep inspiring us all through impeccable corners, unshakable confidence under pressure, epic free-kick precision—and perhaps even more dance moves after future victories. Cheers to another year of brilliance both on and off the field!